Ok this is a weird one. I woke up at 2:00 am last night and suddenly remembered, 'Holy shmolies, the last time I'd been to Bens was early this morning! I need to go check on his cats!' So I jumped out of bed, threw on some clothes, and bolted out the door.
Wait a second... what's that over there? A shadow of... somebody skulking behind the car? The shadow stood up suddenly, as if caught doing something. I stood there for a few seconds and heard, "What's up man?"
I proceeded down the driveway and got closer to the guy. Some young dude I don't know, smoking a cigarette.
"How's it going man?" He said.
"Ok," I replied.
"So, what are you doing?"
I stopped. He's talking to me? Why is this shadowy stranger making conversation with me?
"Taking a walk," I said.
"Where to?"
Ok, now this guy was starting to creep me out. His comments seemed nervous and almost forced. I decided not to tell him where I was going.
"Around," I replied.
A short pause. We both stood there for a second looking at each other.
"I can't sleep."
? thought I. I stood there and looked at the guy. Ok, so he can't sleep. Am I supposed to do something? Give him some suggestions? Offer him one of my anxiety pills?
"Ok, good luck with that," I said, and proceeded towards Ben's.
"Ok, you too man."
Me too? Good luck with what? My walk? I kept it in mind not to trip and die. Lady luck, be with me on my walk. I got halfway to Malone and remembered, dog noggit, the key! I turned around and jogged back to the house. The guy was standing in the driveway. He saw me coming and skulked over to the light post on the corner. I went inside, got the key, and came back out. The guy was gone.
Probably nothing, just some guy outside who couldn't sleep, taking a smoke, and I startled him. He probably thought he looked kind of shifty, which he did, thus his nervous-seeming reaction, but it was most likely just a harmless situation. Still... maybe he's an insane stalker who secretly watches my window at night as I sleep. I hope I don't wake up dead.
Uh... better lock the doors just in case.
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