Sunday, January 2, 2011

It's easy, mmmkay

There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch

You can do it, its all up to you mmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life today
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack

Follow my plan and very soon you will say
Its easy mmmkay!

Step 1:  Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"
Step 2:  Instead of shit say poo - "bull poo", "poo head" and "this poo is cold"
Step 3:  With bitch drop the T because bich is Latin for generosity
Step 4:  Don't say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say

So just use the word 'mmmkay'!

We can do it, its all up to us mmmkay
With a little plan we can change our lives today
We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash

Follow this plan and very soon you will say
Its easy mmmkay!

Step 1:  Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"
Step 2:  Instead of shit say poo - "bull poo", "poo head" and "this poo is cold"
Step 3:  With bitch drop the T because bich is Latin for generosity
Step 4:  Don't say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say

Fuck is the worst word that you can say
You shouldn't say fuck
No you shouldn't say fuck, fuck no!

Your cured, you can go!

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