Today I punched myself in the face and slammed the back of my head into the roof of the car. Here's how it happened:
I was leaning into the passenger side, trying to lift a heavy laundry basket, and the plastic edge I was gripping broke. My hand, which was balled into a fist from gripping the edge of the basket, kept going 'up' and that's how I punched my own lights out. Then my head, reacting to the self-inflicted hammer blow, jerked upwards and brutally smashed into the sharp edge of the roof where the door closes. SMACK-THUNK! DOUBLE WHAMMY! I really let myself have it. I actually saw little sparkles, and for a second there my brain didn't know which pain to process first... the smashed in nose or the KRAK! of the skull.
Now, does that seem fair? Didn't seem fair to me, not one bit.