Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Things that crack me up at church if I dwell on them

WISDOM!  Let us pretend...

God grant us many hairs...
God grant us many beers...
God grant us mini-bears...

The holy magnifying glasses held by the servers standing on either side of the priest

A loud fart right in the middle of the Epistle reading at liturgy

Stop looking at my butt when I venerate the icons!

Demons in the floor, demons in the floor, don't look at them... gonna get me... don't look at them...

...to be continued...

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