Here it is, the complete simple outline of The Nonplussed, in its entirety.
I. In the year 2041, human civilization is going to hell in a handbasket.
II. Cannibalus the Starveling invades the solar system from the 11teenth dimension.
III. As a byproduct of the ensuing conflict, the true nature and purpose of the universe is accidentally discovered and disseminated.
IV. Cosmic forehead slap right before the universe reboots.
V. Ok, let's try this again... LET THERE BE A LUKEWARM SLIMY TEXTURE COATED WITH AN ALMOST IMPERCEPTIBLE LAYER OF DRY FUZZINESS! ... Yeah. It's gonna work this time.