Donald Trump provokes Kim Jong Un
Trump tweets: 'What was that noise? Oh. Just boys playing with toys. Be careful Kim, you could put an eye out with that thing!'
Kim Jong Un promises swift retribution upon the United States.
Trump tweets: '@ Kim - You say swift, but could you please hurry it up a little? Our aircraft carriers and nuclear attack subs and AEGIS equiped destroyers and dozens of nuclear armed Predator drones are getting tired of lollygagging right off of your coastline with impunity, month after month.'
Kim Jong Un threatens the United States with total annihilation.
Trump tweets: 'lol Good luck with that, Kimberly.'
Kim Jong Un promises to visit a nuclear hellfire upon the United States.
Trump tweets: '@ Kim - Go ahead, gourd head.'
Kim Jong Un promises to unleash such devastation upon the United States as to wipe it utterly from the surface of the Earth.
Trump tweets: '@ Kim - Uh, were you homeschooled or something?'
Kim Jong Un's cyber warfare department hacks President Trump's Twitter account and deletes it.
President Trump retaliates by stealing the USS Pueblo while North Korea is asleep, leaving a fully loaded, 50 foot cabin cruiser in its place.