The Nonplussed An Introduction by Anon . . . Hi! DISCLAIMER THINGY If you're reading this, then know that there's a stor...

     Sheriff Dempsey Witt of Podunk County Georgia celebrated the new year by doing the same thing that he always did on a Saturday night -...

I love being outside inside of the small hours, on public roads when the weather is happening and the city is silenced and I have it all to ...

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DISCLAIMER THING If you're reading this, then know there is a story here that I'm willing to tell you, and it's a real humding...

I had my hang glider. I'd finally built it. I had it disassembled and packed into a duffel bag, and I was taking the bus out to the edg...

Here in Denton there's a cemetery right close to the UNT campus. An old one, surrounded by high fences, but there's always a gate op...

I was in a car chase once. A bona-fide, side-swiping, corner screeching, rearview mirror looking, heart pounding, trying to get away, seat...

WARNING TERRIBLE THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA READ BEFORE BED COMING UP . . . How do I feel? My girl is gone. I'll never ever see her...

A befuddled Beelzebub boldly imbibed a barrel of briny beer behind the barn before belatedly barging blindly by Baal's barmitzvah then b...

I read an article online today. One of those 'personal experience' stories, much like something I would write. This person was talki...

What's with all the 'used to be, once was, will be again - great' bullshit that I keep seeing everybody posting about America? I...

Wulp, I suppose that clenches it, then. I learned today that the girl I've been cockadoody-poopoo-tarded in love with since January 2009...

Super coolness has just occurred, only a few minutes ago. I just finished building a 1/5th scale model of a Rogallo wing, the biggest I...

Say, here's something to ponder, the next time you're carving the petrified cheese clumps out from underneath your toenail cuticles....