The Really Big Box Of Contraband

We received a big box of stuff at work today. I mean a REALLY big box. We're talking HUGE! Big enough to crawl inside of and play Solid Snake. I opened it and it was full of contraband. The FBI showed up and locked the store down while ATF agents swarmed the place. It turned out the contraband consisted of parts to build a small thermonuclear device. Terry was hauled away in chains and Leah received the Congressional Medal of Honor. Then I finished fronting and facing the store.