So here I am, at home, drinking a beer and watching this movie, something funny on TV starring whats his face and that other whats his face. I'm surfing the net at the same time, reading about lost technologies and... well anyway, so Scott and I are sitting here and suddenly the door opens and this occurs:
Ed: Hey HEY hey, loooook what I GOT!
(Scott and Elias turn around and are presented with a shopping cart, full of groceries, right there in the apartment. Nine floors up, that is.)
Elias: Jesus H - (Elias shuts up, chagrined at this unfortunate yet habitual outburst, and then busts out laughing)
Scott: What, what? (Scott can't see from his chair)
Elias: Ed, what the fuck? There's a shopping cart in the apartment!
Ed: Hey, what was I supposed to do? I couldn't carry 'em all!
(All balls out laughter ensues)
Elias: Ok folks, I'm gonna go for smokes. Anybody need anything?
Ed: Yeah, could you return the shopping cart?
(All out laughter ceases abruptly. Elias reluctantly pushes the cart into the hall, amidst his own muttered protests, into the elevator, down the basement hall, all the while the subject of many curious stares, out into the parking lot, amongst many more curious stares, and across the street back to Safeway. A cop observes this unorthodox crossing of the street with a curious stare. Elias is not happy. The cop turns the other way. Elias is returns home, relieved and exhausted.)
Ed: Look at the size of this fish!
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