...and the one I wrote for her

There once was a girl named Julie
Who gave not a shit 'bout the rule-ie(s)
She gave us the slip
When the great mothership
Picked her up because she was so coolie.

She's always talking about being picked up by the mothership, for anyone who's reading this.  And I figure some people might be, because in my stats, it shows that people from around the world type strings into Google like 'photomasks' and are presented with my 'Science of Fart Eating' blog.