You know what I love more than anything?

You know what I love more than anything? I mean, really really love, more than anything in the whole wide wonderful world? Well, I'll tell ya. It's walking for miles and miles with a half collapsed umbrella in a torrential downpour while getting blinded by lightening and scared shitless and deaf by the thunder while trying to watch a movie on a tablet and covered in mud up to the knees and getting splashed by a cop as he drives past and almost flipping him off but realizing it was a cop just in time and deciding not to flip him off and then arriving at the house and after getting somewhat dry and comfy and situated using all the ice to make a great big refreshing satisfying awesome glass of ice water and then knocking it off of the dresser and soaking the floor and settling for a lukewarm glass of water and then going to sleep with the soothing, relaxing sound of thunder and rain. That's awesome.