Christmas list

Hey everybody!

Here's my Christmas list for this year.

I realize that one or two of these items may be difficult to procure with just five and a half months notice, so I've also listed some acceptable alternatives. On with the list!
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1 Continuum Transfunctioner
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1 Rubik's Cube
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1 Mr Fusion
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1.21 gigawatts
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1 Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
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1 kilogram of Illudium
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42 Infinite Improbability Drives
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1 sperm whale/petunia bowl combo
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6 pints of bitter
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1 Flux Capacitor
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1 original, 61 year old conceptual sketch of a Flux Capacitor
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A couple of Psycho-frakulators
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1 Psycho-frakulator
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1 kilogram of magic faerie dust
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1 magic faerie corpse grinder
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1 Cole & Mason Acrylic Pepper Mill
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1000 live magic faeries
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1000 dead magic faeries
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Thanks!