lil’ Steve: Hey, you back from singing?
Me: Yeah, all done.
lil’ Steve: Did you go eat ice cream?
Me: Uh… yeah.
lil’ Steve: Did you get attacked by mormons?
Me: Nah, there weren’t any.
lil’ Steve: Was she there?
Me: Uh… yeah.
lil’ Steve: Is that why you left early?
Me: … Nah, I just didn’t have any money.
lil’ Steve: She was in here the other day with this tall guy with tattoos.
Me: Uh…
lil’ Steve: Was that the guy?
Me: … fuck.
lil’ Steve: You’re better looking than him!
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Brittney: What happened to your hand?
Me: So, I was walking along and reading, and I tripped and fell.
Brittney: What were you reading?
Me: My prayer book. Funny thing though…
Brittney: What?
Me: I was angry when I was praying, and I tripped and fell. I think that’s God slapping me upside the head, it’s happened before.
Brittney: Why were you angry?
Me: Because I invited her back into my life, but I still feel pain. It didn’t get any better, I feel pain either way… either I’m feeling guilty or heartbroken, usually both though. I think it’s better this way though, because I felt worse trying to shut her out.
Brittney: I know, I’ve gone through the same thing. I think some people weren’t meant to be bad.
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Brittney: That girl you just checked, I think she was in Jet, the video of the month.
Me: Oh, the one that was just here?
Brittney: Yeah, I think I remember her. Do you know what I’m talking about, the video special?
Me: Well, not really, but I think I have an idea. She was in Jet magazine, right?
Brittney: Yeah, the video of the month. You know what I’m talking about?
Me: Well, yeah, sure. I mean, not really, but yeah, I don’t read Jet, but I think I have an idea. Wow, I just talked to a celebrity then?
Brittney: Yeah, kind of, I guess.
Me: Oh, I hope she shows up again. Next time she’s here, I’ll say to her, ‘Hey, I saw you in Jet magazine’. She’ll say, ‘No way, really? You?’ I’ll say, ‘Yeah sure, I read Jet.’ She’ll say, ‘No way!’ I’ll say, ‘What, you think I don’t read Jet? Why, because I’m white? Is that it?’
Brittney: You’re funny.
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Chiy: What happen your hand?
Me: I fell, nose deep in a book.
Chiy: You have to watch out, be careful. You think you invincible? Car drive by, hit you!
Me: Yeah, I know, it’s happened before, way worse than this.
Chiy: You walk up to street, you have to look both way!
Me: Yeah, but when you live my life, you have to take those risks.
Chiy: But you get hit by a car, you don’t have life anymore!
Me: Well, I guess…
Chiy: You need to look both way before you cross street! Keep your head out of the book!
Me: Well, I’m usually pretty careful…
Chiy: You can’t get sick, who I get to work? You feeling ok? You not sick are you?
Me: No Chiy, I’m ok, I just fell.
Chiy: You don’t get sick, ok? You see doctor! You be careful!
Me: Ok Chiy, I’ll be more careful.
Me: Yeah, all done.
lil’ Steve: Did you go eat ice cream?
Me: Uh… yeah.
lil’ Steve: Did you get attacked by mormons?
Me: Nah, there weren’t any.
lil’ Steve: Was she there?
Me: Uh… yeah.
lil’ Steve: Is that why you left early?
Me: … Nah, I just didn’t have any money.
lil’ Steve: She was in here the other day with this tall guy with tattoos.
Me: Uh…
lil’ Steve: Was that the guy?
Me: … fuck.
lil’ Steve: You’re better looking than him!
———————————————————
Brittney: What happened to your hand?
Me: So, I was walking along and reading, and I tripped and fell.
Brittney: What were you reading?
Me: My prayer book. Funny thing though…
Brittney: What?
Me: I was angry when I was praying, and I tripped and fell. I think that’s God slapping me upside the head, it’s happened before.
Brittney: Why were you angry?
Me: Because I invited her back into my life, but I still feel pain. It didn’t get any better, I feel pain either way… either I’m feeling guilty or heartbroken, usually both though. I think it’s better this way though, because I felt worse trying to shut her out.
Brittney: I know, I’ve gone through the same thing. I think some people weren’t meant to be bad.
———————————————————
Brittney: That girl you just checked, I think she was in Jet, the video of the month.
Me: Oh, the one that was just here?
Brittney: Yeah, I think I remember her. Do you know what I’m talking about, the video special?
Me: Well, not really, but I think I have an idea. She was in Jet magazine, right?
Brittney: Yeah, the video of the month. You know what I’m talking about?
Me: Well, yeah, sure. I mean, not really, but yeah, I don’t read Jet, but I think I have an idea. Wow, I just talked to a celebrity then?
Brittney: Yeah, kind of, I guess.
Me: Oh, I hope she shows up again. Next time she’s here, I’ll say to her, ‘Hey, I saw you in Jet magazine’. She’ll say, ‘No way, really? You?’ I’ll say, ‘Yeah sure, I read Jet.’ She’ll say, ‘No way!’ I’ll say, ‘What, you think I don’t read Jet? Why, because I’m white? Is that it?’
Brittney: You’re funny.
———————————————————
Chiy: What happen your hand?
Me: I fell, nose deep in a book.
Chiy: You have to watch out, be careful. You think you invincible? Car drive by, hit you!
Me: Yeah, I know, it’s happened before, way worse than this.
Chiy: You walk up to street, you have to look both way!
Me: Yeah, but when you live my life, you have to take those risks.
Chiy: But you get hit by a car, you don’t have life anymore!
Me: Well, I guess…
Chiy: You need to look both way before you cross street! Keep your head out of the book!
Me: Well, I’m usually pretty careful…
Chiy: You can’t get sick, who I get to work? You feeling ok? You not sick are you?
Me: No Chiy, I’m ok, I just fell.
Chiy: You don’t get sick, ok? You see doctor! You be careful!
Me: Ok Chiy, I’ll be more careful.
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