A seven year old and a four year old were upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' said the seven year old, 'I think it's about time we started to swear.'The seven year old said 'When we go downstairs for I'll swear first, then you
The four year old slowly nodded his head in wide-eyed agreement.
swear after me, OK?'
'OK' the four year old agreed tentatively.'I don't know,' he blubbered, 'But it won't be fucking Coco Pops.'
Their mother walked into the kitchen and asked the seven year old what he wanted for breakfast.
He looks her straight in the eye and says, 'Who gives a shit. Maybe I'll have some Coco Pops'
WHACK!! She hit him so hard that he flew out of his chair and across the kitchen. He got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She stared at the four year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'