Monday, June 15, 2015


How many times have I taken a leak in my entire life?  All living sentient beings must at some point in their existence confront this question.  Finally this question has come to me.  It is time.  This question must now be answered.  How many times?  Have I taken a leak?  In my life?

I have calculated that it is close to 50,000 times.  My urethra rules.  Thank you, urethra.  Water erosion ain't got shit on you.  Urethra!  URETHRA FOREVER!!!!!

Now, about those telomeres...

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