Wouldn't it be awesome to be rich enough to have an apartment in every single apartment complex in Denton? So if you're out walking, and suddenly you need to take a dump, or you need a band-aid, or you're hungry and need a sandwich, or your phone needs a charge, or you're just fed up and want to lock yourself inside four walls, a ceiling and a floor, and a door... there, you'd have it. All of those things. Just a hop, skip, and a jump away from almost any phenomenon.
Wouldn't that be cool? And you could have houses where there ain't any apartments, so you're covered.
Cool, right? All you need is money. Bunches. Money in bunches, that is. Not so difficult.
Ok, that's what I'm gonna do.