Friday, July 1, 2016

The Crosswalk

I just had the funniest idea.

Imagine somebody waiting patiently, just oh so very patiently, for the crosswalk signal to turn white, or green or whatever color they use on your planet, so that they can cross the street.

Then, when it finally turns the right color and you're allowed to cross, wouldn't it be hilarious if you had to make this big show and prostate before the crosswalk light after you crossed, and give all kinds of thanks to it, and even have to offer a sacrifice or something? Like, your pinkie knuckle, or something else that's bloody? Or else you get a ticket? Or you get run over next time?

Wouldn't that be hilarious?

I thought it would be anyway, for a minute or two.

Wouldn't that be funny though?

No comments:

Post a Comment