Apparently it's not just restricted to the 7-Eleven on Oak St. in Denton Texas... as I have consistently observed here, people from all over the world seem to experience a sudden drop of at least 50 IQ points upon entering stores. From this wide sampling of data, I can only extrapolate that this must be a worldwide phenomenon... ranging from beer and cigarette vendors to high dollar retail stores that sell $25,000 chinchilla coats, including all variations in between and all cultures, both male and female.
I consider this valuable data. How does one go about acquiring a Nobel, I wonder? I could sure use the money.
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