My Usual Day

9:00 - Oh crap, another day.  Well, lets see... (mental arithmetic)... 5 hours until work.  I can mess around doing nothing 'till then.  YAY!

11:30 - Hmmm, lets see... (mental arithmetic)... 2 and a half hours till work.  Did 2 and a half hours just go by that fast?

1:00 - Crap.  Time to start getting ready.  Not really.

1:45 - Crap.  Time to start getting ready.  Really.

2:07 - WORK!  I mean... work.

4:30 - Ok I'm done ordering beer.  What, it's only 4:30?  I've only been here for 2 and a half hours?  I mean, 2 hours and 23 minutes?

6:00 - Hey (Brittney or Mattius), it's already 6:00!  (geez, it's only 6:00?)

8:00 - Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy boy 2 hours left...

9:00 - Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap 1 hour left!

9:55 - 3rd shift will show up any minute now, any minute now...

10:00 - Where is third shift?  Well, I was late, so I can't complain until 10:07

10:07 - OK WHERE THE HECK IS THIRD SHIFT?????!!!!!! :( :( :( :(

10:08 - (Stephen or Saqib show up) MY HERO!

10:15 - SHIFT CHANGE!  I'M LEGALLY FREE TO GO!  But I have to stock the cooler.

10:45 - FREE!  Later pertaters!

11:00 - Lets see... 15 hours until work...