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 But... being a Grammar Nazi is just so much fun! Especially when I'm dealing with the occasional idiot!

I must concede that you have a point though. I've got what I consider a decent moral code, but I'm absolutely ridden with flaws. 

Being a jackass on Facebook is one of them. I doubt that I'll ever be able to overcome that flaw. It's inherent to my nature! 

Just like my eyes, which for 44 years were a decent shade of brown, then just up and decided to change color to green, five years ago! See what I mean about my nature? I've got green eyes now after a lifetime of brown eyes, and I had nothing to do with that!

The Grammar Nazi thing... well, I suppose I could work on that.

But my eyes are green now!